Sunday, June 8, 2008

#3 - Vanessa Gleason

The late 90's comprised some of the greatest years in Playboy's history, complete with a plethora of excellent Playmates who've appeared already on my countdown. I personally view the late 1990's as the "Golden Era" of Playmate history, where the girls were prototypical and influential models who shaped the future and the greatest Playmate entries we have today. During this time, 1998 was one of the strongest years, with beautiful ladies like Julia Schultz, Marliece Andrada, Lisa Dergan (#17 on my list), Angela Little (#11), the buxom Laura Cover, Tiffany Taylor, the Dahm triplets, and Playmate of the Year Heather Kozar (my #15). When you look at all of them, though, there was no one more dynamic and talented than the great Vanessa Gleason, Miss September 1998.

Now, you might think I planned it out, where Vanessa's 10th anniversary "Playmate Xtra" feature has been released in conjunction with me putting her at #3 on my list. I assure you, it's a complete coincidence, but I do plan on sizing up Vanessa's pictorials after they all are out by the end of the month. Vanessa has always been a personal favorite of mine, and I intend to show you why.

When Vanessa came around, she had something amazing that differentiated her from any Playmate before her: a calm sense of effortless elegance. Vanessa was a small package with big talent, a 5' 5" star of great proportions, whom I think never got the true credit she deserved when she debuted as Playmate. The SoCal phenom was one of the most interesting Playmates of all-time, with a huge variety of styles in her breathtaking pictorial, and a nice, natural body to boot. There's a major feeling of confidence in Vanessa's posing throughout all her work, and she never fails to wow with any of her photos. That's what put her at the top of my list: her material. It's something that so many Playmates of today skimp on, and it's something that Playmates of the late 90's did very well.

Kicking off Miss Gleason's masterpiece of a pictorial were sultry views of her sprawled over a bed, in lacy threads and soft lighting, giving it a dream-like feel. The lightly tanned legs, the high heels... a great introduction. Perhaps one of Vanessa's greatest shots was her "pink ribbon" montage, where Pic 06 looks fascinating. I've always thought Vanessa had the greatest locks of hair in Playboy history, bar none, and I'll give some examples along the way.

Vanessa's lace pictorial progresses into the bathtub, where she gets sudsy and puts on one hell of a show. An AMAZING shot of Vanessa is this beautiful vantage point, where she sprays down her genitals and the camera angle is provocative and subtle, showing her sexy, natural profile. Vanessa moves on to this great shot of her behind, where her butt and arched back prove that she's got plenty of curves to go around in addition to that fantastic talent. Here is an excellent clothed shot of Vanessa that shows off how sexy her curly hair is. It's disorganized but feminine at the same time, and looks beautiful.

There are so many great photos of Miss Gleason, this post would go on forever describing their beauty. There aren't enough words to describe the wet, glistening body of Vanessa in a soaked camisole. Probably my favorite pictorial series of Vanessa's was the one in her sheer babydoll, where the level of intimacy was palpable, like in this wonderful photo. Vanessa switches flawlessly between "playful" and "sultry," absolutely pouring it on with the sex and lust. She can shoot a mean look like anyone, and pose in amazing fashion.

And I'm not finished yet... Vanessa was probably one of the most underrated posers in Playboy history, what with photos like this one, which shows off one amazing body coupled with luscious lighting and impeccable photography. Vanessa isn't just a pretty face; you quickly realize that she's absolutely stacked, with a viciously hot body, like in Pic 51, where a suggestive rear pose takes centerstage. Vanessa shows an intimate side in this lingerie series, while not revealing too much but showing an emotional and personal aura. To finish things off, here is the quintessential viewpoint of Vanessa's amazing and sometimes understated body, which really is something when you look at it this way.

There were so many amazing photos in Vanessa Gleason's repertoire, I had little room to list them all. I'd suggest that anyone go over all of them again and see just how breathtaking this model was in the late 1990's. Vanessa was one of the seminal beauties of all-time, and although many may not agree with her #3 ranking because of a perceived lack of popularity among fans or the like, one thing's for sure: Vanessa was vastly underrated throughout her appearance in Playboy. Looking over her photos in her new "Playmate Xtra" she still looks great 10 years later, and I'm glad that Playboy hasn't forgotten about this sensuous and spectacular girl.

Vanessa had talent like no other I've listed here so far, and very few girls since Vanessa have shown me talent like she delivered. That's really what it boils down to in Playboy. That's why Juliette Frette has been so successful with fans, and that's why girls like Vanessa were trendsetters in the past. Talent like her is scarce today, and you can put the most gorgeous girl in the world in front of the camera, but if she can't pose right, she won't strike a chord with fans the way she should be able to. That's what has made up my Top 10: talent. Oh, and a rock-hard body on the side doesn't hurt, either.

So there you are: we've cracked the Top Three at last. Since we began this countdown of the Top 25, we've looked at a wide variety of beauties. The bronze medal goes to the lovely Vanessa, and we'll move on to the 2nd place girl in a little bit. If you haven't seen your favorite Playmate yet, just have patience, and she might just pop up. If not, let me know, and we'll do one big recap and an "honorable mentions" series, as well.

Until next time...

Thursday, June 5, 2008

VIP Fans?

Seriously, I want to know... do the people at Playboy read my blog?!? I've been complaining how things haven't gone right recently in the Cyber Club, like with the lack of great Playmates, and here comes Juliette Frette to breathe some life into a weak 2008 class.

OK, so if that's not enough reason to feel that way, how about Kortnie O'Connor getting a Cyber Girl Xtra? I just complained about how she wasn't "getting any love," and here she is, getting the ultimate consolation prize for not getting much support for her 2009 CGOY bid? I'm just ecstatic about this move, and I LOVE the first pictorial! It's so raw and unfettered, and Kortnie is drop dead gorgeous in it. Way to go, Playboy!

Not to mention, the Coeds feature is picking up, too. We've had two great CGOW's recently, including the beautiful Lauren D'Marie and Amanda King. They've both taken the Coeds feature to a new level, with more qualified models and more elaborate pictorials and outfits. Hopefully this will just be the tip of the iceberg.

All in all, this is all just coincidence, but at least Playboy is listening to fans and improving every day in every department. Keep it up, folks!

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Believe the Hype

For those of you who haven't heard (and might have been living in a cave for the past couple of weeks), Juliette Frette, Miss June 2008, has been getting absolute rave reviews from fans from all over the Playboy world. She's been regarded as a fresh new approach to Playboy's feature girls, and one who will change the Playmate world as we know it. Well, first she had to get past one little hurdle: me. Although Juliette is a fascinating girl, I failed to recognize the innate beauty that so many touted for so long, even throughout her stint as a Coed of the Month in March 2006. With her preview pictorial, it still confounded me how many saw that she could be a potential blockbuster of a Playmate at such an early stage. To me, the pictorial failed to portray Juliette as such an amazing girl as many had claimed.

Well, the post title says it all: believe the hype. Juliette is poised to be the impactful Playmate she was designed to be, and may be one of the most important Playmates in the past five years. Yes, that's how great she is. She's more than just a body in the pages of the magazine; Juliette reinvents the brand with ease. She adds personality and flair to the job of Playmate, something that many girls flat out do not have. Many Playmates are just objects for us to observe, but Juliette is a whole different animal. She offers a natural, human touch to every single photo, and has posing talent like you wouldn't believe. Juliette is the real deal, and an immediate contender for 2009 Playmate of the Year, so much so that she blows the early 2008 Playmates out of the water, without question.

Let's take a look at this gorgeous pictorial that truly takes this girl to new heights. The first shot that caught my eye is this lovely, bright painting picture that reminds me of the old Jennifer Rovero pictorial a few years back. Juliette immediately looks polished and cute. She then goes on with some artistic views with advanced lighting, where she looks sultry and amazing. One thing Juliette began to do more with this pictorial than in her past performances was show off her sexy curves, which can't be understated. Make no mistake: Juliette has a knockout body, and one that's been untouched and unhindered by boob jobs or plastic surgery. This is the real thing, and it's too bad we don't see it often enough.

In her main pictorial theme, Juliette looks sinewy and slim, and her sheer blue top and lingerie set make it spicy and complement her elegant style flawlessly. Juliette offers her dose of personality in photos like this one, where she flashes a cute smile and delivers a full-on sexual photo with a powerful office backdrop. The pictorial truly comes to a climax and impresses as Juliette takes off all the accessories and exposes herself for a full, clear display of her gorgeous features. Juliette's body is hard and toned, and looks awesome in the shadows in photos like Picture 17. Her fully nude body is extraordinary, and I've never seen anything like it before, which makes it unique and intriguing to boot. Here, her hair complements the intricate lighting and careful posing. The curve of her hips and the hourglass figure that her back creates in shots like this one are textbook Playboy shots that Juliette pulls off effortlessly and with great poise. Then, a fully naked Juliette turns to her side playfully, before closing off her pictorial in expert fashion.

The expertise shows finally in this magnificent shot, which might be the classic of the pictorial. It's a piece of art, for sure, with the arch of her back the stuff of legends. Juliette closes off her great pictorial with pomp, lace, and a luxurious touch.

Juliette showed us all that she's one for the record books. It will be tough for any girl to beat this amazing talent for the rest of the year, and for now it looks like miss Frette has all the fans on her side for the next six months. Juliette has everything to be a PMOY quality Playmate: the breasts, the smile, the butt, the posing talent, the loaded pictorial, and she adds the key ingredient that makes her so likeable: the magic that only Juliette can offer. She's instantly recognizable, and has characteristics that are unique to her as a person. Ultimately, she's gotten us all addicted.



Consensus... A

Juliette Frette
Miss June 2008